Posts tagged internet.

I generated some tweets with the tweet generator. Here is a selection of those that vaguely made sense:
  • Biscuits are so petulant, I have a bottom.
  • Everyone needs a powerful high school flashback.
  • Aaaah, I don’t I dreamt that David Bowie gave me on the trousers of Howl’s Moving Castle?
  • I have a tissue from afar. I shouted at myself.
  • Mocking the Domestos advert with level of January.
  • Live action Sailor Moon is literally just making noises like U2 and not the 17 gallery on BBC4.
  • Scoffing caviar in mansion whilst working class oiks lick my Josie Long’s T-shirts fanclub?
  • The geeky one in REM is a tissue.
  • Might come down the trousers of the internet.
  • Oh, well I follow a sparrow.
  • Aaaah, I don’t I dreamt that my art is a toilet.
  • I dreamt that David Bowie gave me some questionable paper goods!
  • My cat is extremely interested in motion.

I’d like this to perhaps become a series about the internet as a social tool and how it affects social behaviours and relations (for example in its facilitation of closer proximity to famous people and strangers in general), but projects often feel like wriggling creatures eager to jump out of my hands and elope, so I won’t promise it.

I’m so inept at Twitter that I didn’t notice this for 9 months. Oh Blancmange, you lovely band. I’m seeing them again at the end of November, and like last time, it will be glorious.

Cute website alert!

Sushi Cat is the greatest. What are your favourite online games?

I am going to make a new zine and I need your help, internet! I need lots of penpals to make this happen, so if you’d like to be involved please send me a message so we can swap addresses. 

This is just a mock up of roughly what the cover might look like for the purposes of this post, but I’ll probably do the text by hand to go with the handmade postal aesthetic. The picture is of some lovely post sent to me by a certain friend I call Bertie Bassett or Ron Mael depending on the position of the moon.

Please get involved, it’ll be great! Send me something weird. I’ll send you a photocopy of Nick Cave’s ear.

lapoor:

put the 2nd zine online (not a big deal or whatev) but yeah check it out / ps thanks everyone and i say not a big deal because if you weren’t in this one you will be in the next and i also mean big deal because i thank everyone who submitted… i think i may go on to curate this shit more and also figure out how to print it and maybe do topics, but i love making zines and i’m really just liking doing the quick fun ones and experimenting a little even because i want to get good at making these… but i like these anyways, i like fun dumb things seriously they are valid goodness. so click! (not into this existing on the computer and not in print… it ain’t what i want, so yah time to make that happen.)

Hey you put my doll picture in, cool. 
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