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>anonymous comments anyone?
Nov 07
Nov 06
Not you, naan!
Oh…
"You bread murderer you!"
What can I say? It is socially acceptable to eat toast, and I believe that bread should be toasted.
A hunger beyond all hungers gripped me tightly, squeezing my innards with its evil talons. I wrenched open the fridge door, ravenous. There it was, sitting alone on the middle shelf, cowering under the shadow of my outstretched hand, shivering under the terrifying gaze of my now wolf-like eyes. The beast in me was let loose as I hurriedly removed the poor soul from his white plastic packaging and shoved him in the toaster.
That was the end of the last piece of bread.
Glasses make me sad.
It’s that time of year when every time I come into the house they steam up and I’m rendered blind. I can’t find a door handle so I grasp blindly at walls and fall over cats. It is an infuriating experience.
I dreamt that I was talking about Tony Hadley of Spandau Ballet, and I said something like, “I like how fat he is now,” and then I realised that he was right in front of me and then he made a face at me.
Sorry dream Tony :(
I meant it as a compliment.
I love chubby Tony Hadley.
"You inspire me to photograph things!
Now I just need to get a camera..."
Thanks :)
I’m amazed that I inspire someone!
You could get some cheapo disposable ones if you’re stuck for cash.
Nov 05
